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"Lovely during the day and lively at night, The Crumpled Horn in Upminster is your dream local. Come over any day of the week and you’ll find friendly staff serving good beer and pub classics from around the world. Bring the kids; our children’s menu balances treats and favourites with the good stuff. If you’re coming for food with friends, you’ll find we do brilliant meal deals most days of the week. And if you crave a Sunday roast, get the family together and come round ours. We do a traditional roast every Sunday, and it’s the best!You can’t fault our drinks selection. Beer fans have cask ales, guest beers and bottled craft beers to choose from."
Absolutely great quiz night. Fabulous quiz master Russ and the team pulled it out the bag tonight. Great quiz, fun atmosphere and good fun. Staff pulled out all the stops getting out over 70 meals for us all tonight. Well done all
Avoid like the plague. I waited for 10 mins at the bar, the waiter staring at me and then he starts to put the glasses away rather than asking for my order. Then he looks at me in the eye and take other people’s order who just arrived. Terrible service!!! You really had one job…
Any last morsel of Christmas cheer is sucked out of you after queuing for 40 mins to get a pint in a plastic cup. The bar is clearly unable to manage the crowds. Avoid. You can see how happy the customers are on Xmas eve
Staff and clientele are very welcoming and friendly. Unfortunately, the food didn't meet our expectations. Portion sizes were very small for a pub lunch. Two members of our group who shared each others food, were very ill the next day. The child had to have a few days off school. It's a shame, because if the food matched the atmosphere, it would be a highly recommended venue....Thanks to all staff for making us welcome.
I have frequented this pub for many years, took a break for a while but since visiting again in the recent year or so the atmosphere has flourished. Better vibes, better music, better atmosphere. Great beers and the staff are golden. Have been served by a barmaid called Megan lately and I was pleased as I remember her from years ago working there, her customer service is just as excellent. Highly recommend the crump as a pub!
Visited the area from Kent to meet family and it was very good. The menu was reasonable and good choice of cider. The cocktail menu looked great. Will come back soon. The staff were friendly which makes a difference.
This was our first time visiting and will definitely go back. Pleasant and relaxed setting. Very friendly staff. We just ordered a couple of appetizers and a beer each, but can say the food was excellent.
Was here to meet some old work friends. We were there from lunchtime until 21:00ish when it started to get a lot more busy. Good drinks at a reasonable price, didn't try the food personally but people were buying it and seemed happy. Definitely be back for another catch up. Staff were excellent and had a good sense of humour.
Great atmosphere, good honest food, reasonably priced. Thanks for your reply. I didn't give 5 stars because I had to wait at the bar for quite a while to get served.
Recently went to a drag event. Table not set up when arrived, no welcome drink as advertised. Staff moaning saying they are over stretched and worn out, one waitress said one employee had just recently walked out she had enough doing long hours and no breaks. Only 2 people attending the bar so service was extremely slow. Towards end of event a few what looked liked under age people came in no one was challenged but just served. I felt like I was back at school...
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